Bison

Bison is a regular member of the Stream Sharks. He is a mysterious and hard to read person who has a very difficult time finding anything he likes. Despite this, he still somehow manages to have a variety of interests (some of them unironic), including video games, Two Best Friends Play, and disco. He co-stars in a series of dramatic crappypasta readings with fellow Stream Shark and nerd Ika♥Peach  under the name Much Creep Very Pasta.dll. In his free time, he likes to sit on his couch doing nothing and complain about things he doesn't like. He also enjoys pondering deep philisophical paradoxes, questioning the reality around him, and ironically browsing the sonic fandom.

Common Aliases

 * Holy M. Bison!
 * Hammy M. Beeson
 * Archbishop Holy M. Bison
 * Holy [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]!
 * Kup Teraz Bison
 * Bidon

History With The Stream Sharks
Bison's first daily stream was Beyond: Two Souls Episode 15 in early december. Because Watch2Gether would not play the video, he had to play the video manually in Windows Media Player and hope he was at the same point that everyone else was. His first monthly stream was for Deadly Premonition, also in December.

Quotes
"come here often?"

"just pretend you're dead kids"

"how to make friends and drink milk bags"

"you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose!"

"my dream is to move to japan and become a random encounter"

"my milk bags are delicious"

"kup teraz!"

"pregnancy if veryb itme ocnsuming"

"guess thats going to be on my tobstone now"

"Has never even begin to started to have been here on the town."

"its a bad place for pad people"

"WHAT? ALL THIS YELLING MADE ME DWAF"

"no girks allowed"

"you have to clench so hard that you reach the clench limit, and then exceed it

its like when you get to 999 steps on a pedometer

it resets once you take one more

therefore, you will have the most unclenched butt ever"

"learn to operate a friearm"

"blame the insret ket"

"sotry of my life"

"pack up your desk by mondayu"

"bootleg nexican girls gone wild"

"ocmprete"

Bison is a big babby nerd
"prindess is making fun of my erroys"

"im gonfa puposlu mispel everytihng"

"so yo cant py it all in"

" yu cat get everythong"

"youll be the un getting the emails ika"

"itll be fon for yi"

":c"

Trivia

 * Nobody knows Bison's true final form.
 * Bison is Canadian and drinks bagged milk regularly.
 * Bison was involved in the creation of at least two stream jokes.
 * Matt hates Bison because Bison does not like the movie Ratatouille.
 * Bison can read and write in the Daedric language from the Elder Scrolls series of games.